Kim's Roast

Other | Music

Venue: Capitol Theatre

811 Main Street
Moncton, New Brunswick E1C 1G1

April 16, 2026 7:30 p.m.

There’s a time for everything.And right now is the time to reserve your seats for Kim’s Roast—before someone else steals the good ones.

After 10 years of transformational change, there’s still one thing Managing Director Kim Rayworth didn’t manage before handing over her keys to the Capitol: replacing our grand piano. Yes, the grand piano—the majestic antique that’s now more “grandpa” than grand. (You simply cannot call yourself the Massey Hall of NB with an instrument that sounds like it once accompanied silent films.)

So this is your chance to celebrate the retirement of two beloved relics—Kim and the piano.

By purchasing a ticket to Kim’s Roast, you’ll secure your spot at one of the most talked-about events of the year and help us raise funds for a shiny new Yamaha CF-X. (It’s the same model Adele played at Griffin Park—so yes, you’ll basically be funding the Beyoncé of pianos.)

 

Can't make the event, but still want to make a contribution? Make a donation to the piano fund.

 

 

What to Expect:Roasts and toasts from the people who’ve witnessed Kim being clumsy, clever, cool, and occasionally all three at once:

Drag sensation Rose Beef

Comedian Nikki Payne

Marshall “Lucien” Button

Instagram juggernaut Colleen Landry

George Belliveau of Salebarbes fame

And of course, special surprise appearances.

 

Tax receipts will be issued ($75 per ticket purchased).

Audience: General public

Organizer: Théâtre Capitol Theatre

$100 - One price